Illinois: Naked Man on Crystal Meth Bites 28 People In A Walmart Store

Chicago, Ilinois | A naked man caused quite a commotion in a Walmart supercenter this morning when he randomly bit dozens of customers while barking and screaming.

29-year-old Michael Kruger entered the store naked and visibly intoxicated around 9:30 AM this morning.

He immediately began running around the supercenter, jumping on some of the customers and savagely biting them.

Ruth Davis, an employee who witnessed the attack, says the aggressor looked like he was possessed or infected with rabies.

“He was running around naked like a maniac. He was drooling a lot and biting people. He looked like a rabid animal.” 

The Walmart employee says that Mr. Kruger kept making strange sounds and saying incoherent things.

“He kept barking like a dog and yelling stuff about the Vatican being out to get him.”

Mr. Kruger bit a total of 28 people and lightly assaulted a dozen others before he was finally arrested by the Chicago Police.

None of the victims were severely injured, but there is a slight risk that they may have contracted some disease from their aggressor.

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