Indian Man Claims He’s 179 Years Old

Varanasi | A retired cobbler from northern India, Mahashta Murasi, claims he was born in January 1835, making him not only the oldest man on earth but the oldest to have ever lived, according to the Guinness World Records. According to Indian officials, the man was born at home in the city of Bangalore on January 6th, 1835, and is … Read more

Ohio: Naked Man on Crystal Meth Bites 28 People In A Walmart Store

Cleveland, Ohio | A naked man caused quite a commotion in a Walmart supercenter this morning when he randomly bit dozens of customers while barking and screaming. 29-year-old Michael Kruger entered the store naked and visibly intoxicated around 9:30 AM this morning. He immediately began running around the supercenter, jumping on some of the customers and … Read more

Veterinarian Accused of Having S** With More Than 300 Dogs

A renowned veterinarian from Trenton in Missouri was arrested this morning after being filmed by a security camera while having sex with several dogs. According to the Trenton Police Department, an investigation was launched on Dr. James Thompson in January after several dog owners filed complaints about their dogs suffering from anal bleeding after visiting his clinic. … Read more

Elderly Woman Accused of Training Her 65 Cats to Steal From Neighbors

Columbus, Ohio | An 83-year old woman was arrested this morning and accused of training dozens of cats to steal jewelry and other valuables from her neighbors. The Columbus Police Department opened an investigation on Ruth Gregson and her 65 cats in October after several neighbors reported small objects being stolen from their homes. Several victims … Read more