A farm owner was transported to the hospital in a critical condition late last night with an extremely agitated hen more than half-buried in his rectum. Around 11:30 last night, paramedics were called to answer a medical emergency concerning a serious accident involving a farm animal, something rather frequent in this rural area. Upon arriving … Read more
An 18-year old woman was arrested this morning after she deliberately ran over her hairdresser seven times with her car. According to the Chicago Police Department, Cassandra Gilmore, from Oak Lawn in Illinois, had her hair cut this morning at Luigi’s Beauty Palace in downtown Chicago, by the famous stylist Francesco Moreno. After seeing the results in … Read more
Atmore, Alabama | When the prison staff asked 33-year Jeremy Morris if he wanted anything special for his last meal, he answered: “I just want a Bible”. The prison guards of the William C. Holman Correctional Facility thought he wanted to pray and repent, so they gave him an old copy of the King James Bible. … Read more
Boston, MA | Three members of the so-called Irish mob midgets, a Boston-based criminal organization composed of people of short stature, have been arrested this morning reports the Boston Chronicle. Security camera footage show the three suspects during a home break-in in which the intruders entered the house through the pet door. Authorities also believe the crime organization could … Read more
KALAMAZOO, MICHIGAN | An influential leader of the Black Lives Matter (BLM) activist movement resigned from his position this morning after it was revealed that he was, in fact, a Caucasian man pretending to be black. The Kalamazoo Herald revealed yesterday that the director of BLM for the state of Michigan, known as Jamal Brown, was actually … Read more
Atlanta GA | An intoxicated school principal was arrested this morning after literally defecating in front of hundreds of students during the pledge of allegiance. Andrew Whitmore, 53, was visibly under the influence of alcohol when he decided to throw down his pants and defecate on the schoolyard in front of bewildered students and school … Read more
Alabama couple was arrested on Sunday when they drove their car into a house. Officers responded to reports of the crash at a home Sunday night around 11 p.m. Residents of the house quickly rescued the two partially naked passengers before the police could arrive on the scene. According to eyewitness testimony, both passengers were … Read more
Felicia Johnson’s likely dismembered remains were discovered in California almost a year after she went missing, and the man accused of killing her is still at large, according to investigators. According to a press release from the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department, a worker with the California Department of Transportation called police around noon on … Read more
37-year old man suffering some very serious groin injuries after being bitten by a pit bull, was admitted at the Trauma Center. Jesus Ramon Sanchez, from Nashville, was allegedly attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a 4-year old male pit bull, when the dog defended itself by tearing off the man’s genitals with its … Read more
Shaunetta Wright, 24, was arrested in New York for child abuse, negligence, and other offenses, and the manhunt for her ended peacefully early on Monday morning. According to the authorities, Wright is suspected of giving her partner permission to tattoo her two-year-old son’s upper torso with a full chest design before swapping the child for … Read more