Man’s Genitals Stolen During Trip To Thailand

Bangkok | What started as a pleasant holiday in Thailand rapidly turned into a nightmarish situation when Josh Brown, a 58-year old American tourist, woke up in excruciating pain to notice his genitals had been removed during his sleep. The victim was allegedly drugged unwittingly before he woke up hours later in a pool of blood in his … Read more

Missouri Pig Brothel Dismantled During FBI Raid

Rolla, MO | FBI agents cracked down on unsuspecting party goers at a Missouri pig farm yesterday where more than 40 arrests were made over allegations of bestiality and animal cruelty. Suspected for some time by local authorities of running a pig farm functioning as an underground pig brothel, where clients paid for sexual services with the … Read more

Purina Employee Arrested for Stealing and Eating Over 30,000$ of Dog Biscuits

Allentown, PA | An employee of a Purina pet food plant, was arrested this morning by the Allentown Police Department and Pennsylvania state troopers, after being accused of stealing more than 30,000$ in pet food over the last 18 months. A Philadelphia native, Barry Larson, is accused of stealing more than 150,000 Milkbone dog biscuits between the month … Read more

Two CIA Agents Arrested by Minutemen while Crossing Mexican Border with 1300 Pounds of Cocaine

El Paso | A group of Minutemen watching the Mexican Border for illegal migrants and drug traffickers, have proceeded to the citizen arrest of two men in an SUV, carrying 1300 pounds of cocaine. The volunteers were completely astonished when the two arrestees pulled out CIA ID cards and explained they were actually carrying the drug as … Read more

Mexico: 200 Pounds of Cocaine Found in Washed Up Whale

Veracruz | Mexican authorities believe an international drug smuggling operation is using whales to transit drugs across the US-Mexican border after they discovered no less than 223 pounds of cocaine inside the stomach of a washed up whale near the small fishing town of Anton Lizardo, about 14 miles south from the city of Veracruz. The … Read more